There is a saying, « You have to crawl before you walk. » I did that and I hate it. I want to run! Right now I cannot. I walk instead. So, as long as I am walking, I’d rather walk in a pair of Cadillac shoes (made by the makers of the Cadillac car). When I don’t drive, I cruise in a pair of Cadillac shoes, … Continuer de lire Walking With Cadillac
Man, I am currently watching Maury. I just watched this couple who never should have been a couple in the first place. There was this one fat lady who looked like she should have been in a Barnum and Bailey show. When she smiled she looked like a killer clown. The show was about another « I’m not the daddy » episode. The accused daddy was even … Continuer de lire Jack In the Box
I am busy as hell. My deadline as a writer was like up back in 2006! Continuer de lire The Insecure Writers Group: May 2014
Well, Mothers Day could have been much better for me. So, this is how it went: It was a precious moment for me to see a home made Mothers Day card. My adorable daughter made It for me. My mom punked out and refused to take advantage of the special that Hooters offered mothers like myself. She acted like a total hateful bitch the entire … Continuer de lire Mother’s Day: It’s a Wrap!
Happy Mothers Day everybody! I decided to go to a place where they really give mothers a big break on Mothers Day: Hooters! Continuer de lire Happy Mothers Day!
It is Mother’s Day. The day is still young. Today I found out that there are a lot of business out there that do not honor mothers by having discounts or specials. Kentucky Fried Chicken, Grandys, Popeyes, and multitudes of businesses are not participating! I looked on the website dfwareamoms.com. It said on this site that Grandys is offering free meals on Mother’s Day. As … Continuer de lire No Respect!
Cinco de Mayo was truly fucked up. I didn’t see a single person partying or anything. I did not hear a gunshot, firecracker, Speedy Gonzales sounding yelling or anything. However, during the weekend a lot of people bought beer. Never in my life have I seen a horrible Cinco de Mayo! Santa Monica really does that shit up, man! My daughter was born on Cinco … Continuer de lire Ole!