Fun: Part III

(continued)…. As Theodore walked closer to the castle, he began saying to himself, « Man! This is the most candy that I have ever received in my whole life! And, with ease! Yet, everyone ran like hell. » « Oh well. » Theodore continued talking. But, this time he addressed the costume clad crew who stood before him. »  » Okay. You guys must be some bad mother fuckers. » One … Continuer de lire Fun: Part III

The Lights Are Off and Nobody Is Home

This photo does not belong to me. It can be found at: Some things in life can be quite puzzling. This is a fact that some may find. What is even more puzzling are diseases of the mind. Here we look at Cindy and Mindy. Temporarily, they work in Bethedra’s dome. The lights are on, but nobody is home. Shark. Not only is Bethedra’s … Continuer de lire The Lights Are Off and Nobody Is Home

Fun: Part II

(continued) Theodore was now dressed. So, he gathered his things. And, he made up his mind that when he made it back home he would enjoy some honey barbecue chicken wings. Knock on wood. He was excited this Halloween night. Growing up, he never was allowed to trick-or-treat. He had an abnormal childhood. To trick-or-treat or not to trick-or-treat. That is what Theodore began to … Continuer de lire Fun: Part II

The Ghost & the Flying Ewok: Part III

(continued)…….. After that, he hit the road, Jack. However, there was another problem at hand. It was on this particular night. The ghost of Emory gave Evette and Ewok a fright. He(the ghost)wan wan the 1800’s ballerina dress and the second edition of Uncle Tom’s Cabin back. That was not all. This happened before the fall. Where was Pee-Wee Herman? Also, there was an 1800’s … Continuer de lire The Ghost & the Flying Ewok: Part III

The Ghost & the Flying Ewok

« Let me in! » Evette rushed to the front door! She got stood up, again. Confused, she would remain. There it is, again! Another knock! This time, Evette ran to the back door. Then, she opened the screen door. No one was there! What a shock! Evette’s hope about her boyfriend showing up began to dwindle. And, the night was coming to an end. However, she … Continuer de lire The Ghost & the Flying Ewok

The Human Voodoo Doll

THIS STORY IS FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT Some people see him in dreams. This is not an old Mr. Sand Man. Damn! Most do not know his age. Although he looks calm, he can blend in and in between crowds. But, when he is in motion, he is a man of rage. He is a psychopathic killer. Oh, Phyllis Diller! He bleeds just like you and … Continuer de lire The Human Voodoo Doll

Around the Corner

It wasn’t even Halloween when Georgia Buckner received the biggest fright. She had to take a walk around the corner in the middle of the night. Down the street and around the corner was a mysterious man named Treichel. Every time Georgia passed by his house in the middle of the night, a beast of his was harder to control each time she was on … Continuer de lire Around the Corner

Jimmy’s Glasses

THIS ORIGINAL STORY POEM IS FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT ONLY Surely as I love cornbread, greens, and hamhocks, somewhere around the world lived two individuals, who seemed like they were from two different worlds.         One was a young woman who was an extrovert.         The other was a middle aged man, not quite a veteran, and a warlock in … Continuer de lire Jimmy’s Glasses

Frankie’s Worry Dolls

THIS ORIGINAL STORY POEM IS FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT ONLY It happened in apartment number 9. There lived a woman named Frankie who decided to make a shrine. For a moment she felt like she was not able. However, she finally managed to lift the heavy podium that used to be used as an auction table. From the front door into the short adjoining halls…………………………………………………………………………………………………down to … Continuer de lire Frankie’s Worry Dolls

Calling Digable Planets

One evening while Patty was away, one of her sisters and brother decided to play. Arnold Schwarzenegger is buff. However, playing in their parents’ record collection was not enough. That is right. Yes, Mister. This night in particular was the night that both siblings decided to play from the music collection of Patty, their sister. Their neighbor’s dog’s name was Hanets. Next thing you know, … Continuer de lire Calling Digable Planets